chuckle-voodoos:

aranyeha:

there should be feelings hookers

like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100 bucks and you never see each other again how perfect would that be

that’s a therapist

that’s the thing you just described

(Source: wixcraft, via twistedtwit)

frankoceanfanclub:

when i get a runny nose

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This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

(Source: whatshouldwecallme, via talkingtolem00n)

puertorockin:

an app that tells you how Raven something is

(via deep-orange)

michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life

(Source: michaxl, via deep-orange)

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

(via deep-orange)

relahvant:

I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

(via orgasm)