frankoceanfanclub:

when i get a runny nose

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This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

(Source: whatshouldwecallme, via talkingtolem00n)

puertorockin:

an app that tells you how Raven something is

(via deep-orange)

michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life

(Source: michaxl, via deep-orange)

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

(via deep-orange)

relahvant:

I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

(via orgasm)

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

(via orgasm)

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive, via orgasm)

internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

(via fake-mermaid)

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via orgasm)