if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
WHAT
(via bubbamonster)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
(via bubbamonster)
- me: i have a headache
- parents: its because you're on the computer too much
- me: my back hurts
- parents: its because you're on the computer too much
- me: i failed a test
- parents: its because you're on the computer too much
- me: hitler killed the jews
- parents: its because you're on the computer too much
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAAHHA JK
yea im a dude
of course i play fucking video games
HAHHHAHAHA JK
im really a woman
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG
I LOST MY SHIT AT OLD GREGG
OMFG. OLD GREGG. I’M DYING.
(Source: iwishihadafather, via bubbamonster)
